I wanted a shoulder-length flirty type of haircut.
A haircut with bounce and life – to either look like that cute middle-aged blonde on Modern Family, or super flippy-flirty like Alice in the vampire movies.
And I think my stylist actual nailed the haircut. I love my hair right now – it feels healthy, it’s a great length, and is easy to style.
But you know what…once you reach a certain age you look like a man no matter what you do. This is a truth I’m telling you right here sisters…so lean in….once you turn about 42 – your “man-genes” come out. Too much make-up=MAN. Too little make-up=MAN. Hair down=MAN. Hair up=MAN with a man bun.
So unfortunately, no matter how much I like my hair right now, when I look in the mirror and expect to see some cute 27 year old, instead I see Snape.
Every morning I wave hello to Snape in the mirror. My husband wakes up with Snape. My kids have Snape as their mother.
I’ve turned into Snape. I’m worried that by the time I’m 70 I will turn into Sean Connery. At 90 – George Burns?
Okay “older” ladies – who is your man-doppelganger?