Tweet You know the parents that I love the most? The ones who give their 2nd graders iPads. I mean I really love them. I love them so much that I think they should buy everyone in the class iPads. Wouldn’t that be even more awesome? Eloise asked us for an iPod Touch last…
Tweet Happy Friday everyone. Today is our last dance performance and also the last day of school. This week has been brutal and I am so glad it’s nearly over so I can sleep for like four days straight. I get to do that, right? I the meantime I’m honored to guest post today…
Tweet I find that most of my friends in my age group have moved well past the toddler years and instead find themselves attending more graduation parties than playgroups. While my girlfriends are buying gorgeous new accessories and handbags that don’t have to be toddler proof, I find my typical accessory is still simply my…
Tweet I had to laugh this week when I posted about kissing the boys at church camp and my mom left a comment saying that I was ‘grounded’ – which is truthfully turning out to be kind of a bummer. See, we only had a one story house growing up when I’d be grounded so…
Tweet ..can you be the first to figure out what went missing this week? ******* Speaking of my favorite child…this week. I am guest posting at Alison’s place today. She is having her 2nd baby soon and asked me to reassure her how awesome it’s going to be to bring another baby into…
Tweet It’s my birthday tomorrow. I’m giving you notice so you can skip work and/or housewife type duties today and go buy me a present stat. You’re welcome. In honor of my birthday, I am also guest posting at my dear and gorgeous friend’s Cheryl’s place today. (Aren’t we cute together) I talk…
Tweet Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. – Oprah Winfrey Today I am guest posting over at Friends You Love. When Kristin asked me to guest post I had to ask…
Tweet We just spent the last hour sharpening 72 pencils. School starts in exactly one week. Wouldn’t it be cool if they could just sharpen their damn pencils at school. A fun getting to know you game? Anyway, I have a lot to vacuum here. It keeps me busy. Also, I have not picked…
Tweet I find myself caught some days in that space of being needed every single moment of every single day by these small people I live with – and the thought that pretty soon they will mainly only need me for my money, or lack there of. And I will say to them “but…
Tweet I am thrilled to be featured on the Scary Mommy Society today. I would love you more than wine (okay more than cheap beer that I really don’t like) if you would go read and spread some love, joy and glitter on my post today at Scary Mommy. I’m talking about the awesome benefits…
Tweet Which is actually really strange. As many of you know, I cannot stand pants. Pants are for 25 year olds and five year olds. Actually I like dresses on five year olds. Well, five year old girls of course. Not that I just hang out in my underwear. If I am wearing underwear today….
Tweet Today you can find me guest posting on Shell’s fabulous blog – Things I Can’t Say…. Go visit her and read my hilarious(I promise) post about how your mornings change when you become a mom. Oh, and I mention Matt Lauer A LOT.(we all still love him, yes?) If you have found me from…
