Tweet Eloise hasn’t spoken to me since 8am this morning. Turns out when you get braces and an expander you pretty much don’t want to talk. Or eat. Or drink. Or participate in human life. She planted herself silently on the couch for seven hours today. If you want to know what’s…
Tweet Eloise is getting braces on July 24th. This expense has taken me by surprise. Kind of like the expense of raising children at all. Like who knew how much you would spend on other kid’s birthday presents or that you’d have to donate blood to afford piano lessons. I mean you’ve seen the latest…
