“Mommy, don’t close the door on me when I’m peeing because you won’t be able to see me pee.”
Hon, I don’t need to watch you pee. I’ll just be in the hall folding laundry. I’m right outside the door.
“But, Mom, if you close the door you won’t see my beautiful face, and I have the most beautiful face in the world. Even when I’m peeing my face is beautiful. Won’t you miss my face?”
So I watched her beautiful face while she peed.
Motherhood is so weird sometimes.