The Difference Between Men And Women

This is what I look like right now.

morning-photo

I’ve just returned from a five mile run.

 

My running clothes are sweaty and stinky but I’m too Sunday morning lazy to change out of them.

 

I’m even leaving sweat-marks on the chair.

 

My breath is combination of morning and coffee as I haven’t brushed my teeth yet.

 

My feet are cracked and bleeding from the dry, the cold, the running.

 

I have yesterday’s make-up still caked around my eyes.

 

I’m checking Facebook instead of talking to him as he sits across from me and is shockingly freshly showered.

 

And he comes over, puts his arms around me, asks me for a kiss and then whispers that we have a few moments alone(if you know what I mean) before the kids get up.

 

And I say “I am so sweaty, gross, stinky, yucky, omg you are so weird, go away!”

 

Because if I were freshly showered and he was the one sitting here in his stench – I would tell him to go take a shower because gross! Who wants to touch that let alone have sex with it.

 

Men are so strange.

About Tracy


My name is Tracy Morrison and I live in sunny Minnesota. I'm neither British nor a nun - I'm just a Midwesterner with a headache. This is mainly a humor and lifestyle blog that documents the lighter side of parenting. I am an ex-corporate ladder climber turned freelance writer, social media manager, and fashion expert - and ruler of my own little universe(very small). Aren't we all. I would love for you to contact me at tracy@sellabitmum.com

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  1. says

    Seriously, someone did a number on our wiring. So many prerequisites hardcoded into us about feeling:
    attractive
    in the mood
    accomplished
    etc. Pffft.

    I hope tomorrow’s post is about a Sunday afternoon romp ;)
    Amanda recently posted..Throw in the Towel

  2. says

    Yep. Men are like dogs that way.

    I secretly wish that I could be just a little bit more like that.

    Until then, I am comforted to know that I share this situation with most women I know.

    xoxo
    Andrea recently posted..SOS

  3. says

    Lol ! I had dental surgery this week and my cheeks are swollen and I’m a mess and the hubs was all you look cute with chipmunk cheeks and it’s nap time… Only a man.

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