This is what I look like right now.
I’ve just returned from a five mile run.
My running clothes are sweaty and stinky but I’m too Sunday morning lazy to change out of them.
I’m even leaving sweat-marks on the chair.
My breath is combination of morning and coffee as I haven’t brushed my teeth yet.
My feet are cracked and bleeding from the dry, the cold, the running.
I have yesterday’s make-up still caked around my eyes.
I’m checking Facebook instead of talking to him as he sits across from me and is shockingly freshly showered.
And he comes over, puts his arms around me, asks me for a kiss and then whispers that we have a few moments alone(if you know what I mean) before the kids get up.
And I say “I am so sweaty, gross, stinky, yucky, omg you are so weird, go away!”
Because if I were freshly showered and he was the one sitting here in his stench – I would tell him to go take a shower because gross! Who wants to touch that let alone have sex with it.