Don’t Sit On My Face

Esther asked me an interesting question today while we were driving around.

“Mom, why do people have their names on benches?”

 

So people remember them. It’s a way to honor those we loved who have died. You know how we have a memorial bench dedicated to Grammy Lorraine and Papa Ken.

 

“Oh, so Rachel Nelson is dead?”

 

Who’s Rachel Nelson?

 

“The bench at the bus stop says that Rachel Nelson sells houses. How can she sell houses if she’s dead? Did she just die?”

 

Ooohhh, those benches are paid advertisements by people who want people to know about their companies. They are not dead.

 

“So they buy the bench for themselves? They must really like themselves to buy and dedicate a bench to themselves.”

 

Yeah, I guess that’s true.

 

“So how come they put big pictures of themselves on the benches. Do they like when people sit on their face?”

 

That’s a question I really cannot answer.

About Tracy


My name is Tracy Morrison and I live in sunny Minnesota. I'm neither British nor a nun - I'm just a Midwesterner with a headache. This is mainly a humor and lifestyle blog that documents the lighter side of parenting. I am an ex-corporate ladder climber turned freelance writer, social media manager, and fashion expert - and ruler of my own little universe(very small). Aren't we all. I would love for you to contact me at tracy@sellabitmum.com

21 Responses to Don’t Sit On My Face
  1. Alison@Mama Wants This
    June 11, 2012 | 10:15 pm

    Clever Esther. :)
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  2. julie gardner
    June 11, 2012 | 10:32 pm

    “Only the ones with beautiful beavers, my dear.”
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  3. Cath
    June 11, 2012 | 11:10 pm

    Made me chuckle tonight. Insightful girl. xo
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  4. Kimberly
    June 11, 2012 | 11:11 pm

    I could not have kept a straight face during that conversation!
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  5. christine
    June 12, 2012 | 12:13 am

    Ah, that gave me a good chuckle. And she is beautiful, by the way. But of course you already know that. ;)
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  6. Barbara
    June 12, 2012 | 2:19 am

    Thanks for the morning laugh! ;)
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  7. liz
    June 12, 2012 | 6:56 am

    I have a real estate friend who I’m going to share this with.
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  8. Kristin @ What She Said
    June 12, 2012 | 8:03 am

    Once again, the Best Comment Award goes to the brilliant Julie C. Gardner. Can’t top that one. Not even gonna try. :)
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  9. John
    June 12, 2012 | 9:39 am

    Yeah, I can’t top Julie here, so I won’t try.
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  10. Kir
    June 12, 2012 | 9:44 am

    considering I found out what that phrase actually meant only about 12 years ago, I’m feeling a little less experienced than Esther. LOL (Growing up Catholic did nothing for my sex life …obviously)

    OH Julie, you are the master of the comment.
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  11. Lisa
    June 12, 2012 | 10:25 am

    Oh that is too funny, spewed some Diet Coke while reading it!
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  12. Lady Jennie
    June 12, 2012 | 10:29 am

    I fear your children are too smart for your own good. And you’re no dumbie either.
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  13. angela
    June 12, 2012 | 12:05 pm

    And once again, I am leaving your post in a fit of giggles.
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  14. the mama bird diaries
    June 12, 2012 | 12:22 pm

    Too cute and funny!
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  15. Jen
    June 12, 2012 | 12:34 pm

    Good thing you stopped b/c you certainly don’t want to go there.
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  16. Elaine
    June 12, 2012 | 2:44 pm

    I die.

    And your girls are going to be just as funny as you. I can tell already. :D
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  17. Jaimie
    June 12, 2012 | 10:53 pm

    This is hilarious! What a great conversation. :)
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  18. Christine @ Love, Life, Surf
    June 13, 2012 | 12:35 am

    I love your girls.
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  19. Ann
    June 14, 2012 | 8:58 am

    Love that conversation! Too cute!
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