On January 1st I sat-up instantly in bed and said “OMG I’ve missed it haven’t I – it’s preschool application time isn’t it?! I’ve missed it and now Astrid won’t get into our preschool of choice for Fall. She will never get into Harvard!”
Okay, I didn’t really say that nor pretend that I was in NYC for the intense preschool process -but I did have some pretty bad memories of just a short six years ago when we entered the preschool market with our first child.
Six years ago the process was intense, the best places filled up in minutes, and prices were high.
Turns our times have changed – I have a feeling it is the economy – but preschools are WIDE-OPEN right now..like Astrid is actually a hot commodity and we are getting marketed TO just to attend their school.
(I like pink tulips and red wine in case you are reading…dear preschool. Oh and Astrid likes chocolate milk from McDonald’s and cake batter ice cream.)
And I’ve made a list of questions/requirements that have completely changed.
First Child: Quiz and ask for CPR demonstration from all teachers. Search rooms by crawling on floor to look for objects that child could swallow and choke. Analyze every toy and catalog to check for recalls. Go down playground slide to test landing. Gives teachers 10 possible emergency phone numbers and s.o.s. signals.
Third child: Child comes to tour with marbles and Polly Pockets in her hands. Hand teacher a box of band-aids. Forget to leave phone number. Drop-off is at 8:55, yes?
First Child: Ask if snacks are organic and healthy choices. Nod and applaud their no-peanut policy.
Third Child: Ask if you could donate a bag of Fritos and that you are totally okay with them just slapping some peanut butter on some bread. Drop-off is at 8:55, yes?
First Child: Ask specific questions about what they will read, what field trips they take, museums and artists they will study, what toys will develop their creativity, guest artists schedules, is the playdoh homemade.
Third Child: So drop-off is at 8:55, yes? Can we drop-off earlier?
Gross Motor Opportunities:
First Child: Analyze playground equipment. Measure square-footage per child in the gym.
Third Child: Do you have a Wii? Drop-off is at 8:55, yes?
What Astrid wore during a Preschool tour and shopping with mom last week:
Lagoon tee, Mimi Dress, Miso Sweater and Mac Leggings all from Matilda Jane Clothing. (Did you know I sell Matilda Jane? – Spring launches February 1st – email me and I’ll set you up. Target Ugg knock-offs and fabulous hat from Nuxie Made.
And now that I look at her…I don’t think I’m ready for my best friend to leave me and go to preschool. No, I think I need her home with me…maybe just one more year. She is my baby you know. Holding tight.