My friend Molly wrote one of my favorite posts last year about funny searches that brought people to her blog.
Last week – Jill of Scary Mommy wrote a similar post that had me roaring with laughter..
So I decided since I’ve spent the week dealing with puking kids and work piled up to the ceiling and also angry cats – I could totally steal this idea without them knowing and do it for myself. Shhhh…
Here are some of the best search terms that have brought people to my blog:
I’ll take the first ones as a group – there are no less than FIFTY ways that people have landed on my blog while searching for small breasted women….
Super little boobs
Small boobs in Minnesota
Small boob moms
What if a mom has small boobs
Do small boobs matter
Sharing boobs that are small
Sharing small boobs with kids – So let’s just say that with any of these small boobs search – YES, YES you have reached the right place. I have small boobs, I have small boobs in Minnesota, if a mom has small boobs she is HAPPY if she is me, and yes small boobs also matter and YES I have shared them with my children many times. Anything you want to know about small boobs – just ask – I have all of the answers.
Why do old women get hair feathers – Well, I now have the answer to this. Old women get hair feathers if they are FREE and you’ve had five glasses of wine. Geesh, the research I have to do for this blog.
Does the Bloggess really hide in the bathroom – I cannot answer this if it’s in her own home. I am a stalker but not that kind of a stalker. You’ll need to go to her directly. But she was hiding in her special bathroom at BlogHer.
The dead Minnesota woman – Yeah, I cannot help you here. HELLO – very much alive. Knocking wood.
Can I vacuum up my kids – Now, this I also want to know. What I also want to know – if you do manage to vacuum them up – how will they fit in the bag? Also, how do you empty the bag? And where would you empty the bag?
Do I need heated seats – On your toilet, recliner or car? Well it doesn’t matter as I cannot help you with any of these.
Show me a panic face of a mom (this is what I look like when I’ve misplaced my credit card and cannot order those boots that are on sale – I know – don’t have this up on the screen with your kids in the room. Nightmares)
Talented and double jointed – why thank you. Yes, yes I am.
Does Jennifer Aniston wear bifocals – I am guessing yes as she is my age and I need bifocals but no way in hell am I buying them.
Where to buy a Budweiser sleeping bag – Yeah, you need to ask my parents this question as they are the ones who bought the one I had when I was 13. I am guessing it was a rebate program. Classy.
Can cheerios also be hula hoops – Why yes, for your pet ants and strange imaginary friends. Are you asking for a friend?
Women who look like Steven Tyler – ME!!!
Should I wear a thong in the dressing room – If you are choosing between a thong and nothing – I vote for the thong.
Pictures of Michelle Bachmann in a swimsuit - Now this is brilliant and scary. I do not have any pictures but if you do – oh please share.
My husband’s thong – I would NOT wear your husband’s thong in the dressing room. Also I would not have a husband who wears a thong.
Mother Earth is pissed off again – Well since you said AGAIN – you are really doing something wrong.
Cat obituary examples – YES – I got this one. Dead Cat Obituary here.
Should I make my kids wear underwear – YES, you have to Google this – really? I mean really?
Women who wear thongs in Minnesota – RAISING HAND! Even in the dressing room!
Please share in the comments a funny Google search that has brought someone to your blog?
Also – the Maclaren Stroller giveaway is still going on here!!!