….will you please let them know that I put on great 5 year old birthdays? And I will try my best for a sweet 16 and a proper graduation party.
Jed often asks me why we don’t entertain more. Is it because I am painfully shy – yes..because I hate to clean my house – yes..but mainly because I am so anal retentive to every flipping detail, that I wear myself out before the party even starts, and when the guests arrive, I would rather hide in the bathroom.
Can you tell we eloped to get married?
As the party was starting on Saturday, Jed said that Kristi and I should start our own birthday party planning service – like a wedding consultant for the potty training sect. Sure, let me get right on that. Since I was falling asleep by 6pm that night from pure mental and physical exhaustion, evidently this isn’t my gig. If I had a business like that I would either die from a heart attack, be committed to a mental institution or become a raging alcoholic. Seriously. I would have to be paid an obscene amount of money to do that every weekend to be able to afford really good wine for myself. So basically I think that this business would have to be named “Two Drunk and Heavily Medicated Ladies Children’s Parties” …so perhaps we would not have much business after all…and then how would I buy my wine?
Now who SHOULD start their own 2nd business is Mike. If he ever retires from his 1st successful business, he should become a videographer. He is Kristi’s other half, and he helped me learn how to turn on and focus my camera, and attempt to take good pictures. Mike quietly joined the party yesterday and silently taped here and there – and seriously I do not think the girls even noticed him – that is how good he is.
When he sent me this yesterday, I sobbed and sobbed. THIS is why I throw a party for my girls. THIS is the feeling I was trying to capture.
Now we have this to treasure forever. Thank you, Mike.